The husband store

brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.

Barbie Dolls

This is Charlie's Angels in a smaller version

This is my Hello Kitty Barbie

This is my Barbie Generation of Dreams

This is a Hard Rock Cafe Rock N Roll

This is Twilight Saga

This is Harley Davidson. She likes to ride motorcycles.

Barbie So in Style S.I.S.

This is Trichelle & Janessa. My mom bought this for me on Barbie Collector.com.Their tops match with Cats. They both love to do art & Jounalism.

This is Kara and Kianna. They both love math & music. Kara plays the violen and Kianna plays the flute.

This is Grace & Courtney. They both love Science & Cheerleading. They play for the Wild Cats Team.

This is the family of the Barbie So in Style S.I.S.

This is the lady who made the Barbie So in Style dolls. Her name is Stacy Mcbride-Irby.

My favorite Bratz Dolls of 2011

This is my Bratz Yasmin Magic Hair Grow Cut that I had for 1 year. Her nickname is Pretty Princess because she is stylin.

This is Aubrey a smart girl. Her nickname is Quiz Wiz because she has all the answers.I bought this doll at Kmart for $14.99.

This is my Jade Artist . This is my best favorite because I like her stylish outfit. Her nickname is Cool Kat because she likes cats and she has funky style.

This is my new Jade of 2010. It came out on 10-10-10. I like her outfit because she looks like a hip-hop dancer.

This is my Bratz Designed by Jade.Her outfit that she designed is so cute.

This is my Cloe that came out on 10-10-10 just like my Jade. Her nickname is Angel. I bought this at Kmart for $5.99.

This is Phoebe & Roxxi. I bought this from Toy R Us for $ 24.99. The reason that I put pink and red is Phoebe is an Angel and Roxxi is a Devil. Phoebe's  nickname is Sugar Keychain because her style is sweet as sugar. Roxxi's nickname is Spice Keychain because she likes to spice it up.

My Favorite Madame Alexander Dolls

International Collection Peru, 1993. I like this doll because she looks like me except for the hair and the height. The brim of her hat has little red, pink, and purple pom-poms.

 Minnie Mouse and Mickey Mouse. They are ready to go to Disney Land and meet their idols.

Apple for the teacher and Victorian Sailorette. They have the same face but different hair color and outfits.

This is my top favorite Madame Alexander doll because she is dressed like the famous story book character named Pippi Longstocking.She looks cute in her mismatched socks.

 

This is me with my Pippi Longstocking book that I  got at a gift shop in Stockholm's airport.